Crystal Peens
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Who says spiritual work can’t be fun? These 1.5" Crystal Peens bring together sacred energy and lighthearted laughter in one cheeky, high-vibe package. Hand-carved from powerful healing stones like Blue Quartz, Opalite, Fluorite, Green Aventurine, Indian Agate, and Amethyst, these mini crystal penises are perfect for grounding, energetic protection, and, yes — sparking some joy.
Use them as altar decor, self-love totems, gag gifts with metaphysical meaning, or spiritual tools with personality. Small in size, big on energy!
Metaphysical Benefits by Stone:
🔵 Blue Quartz – Calming Communication & Emotional Relief
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Soothes anxiety and stress
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Enhances communication and emotional clarity
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Supports the Throat Chakra and calm self-expression
✨ Opalite – Emotional Healing & Transformation
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Encourages smooth transitions and spiritual growth
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Enhances mood, intuition, and inner peace
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Stimulates the Crown Chakra and emotional balance
🌈 Fluorite – Mental Clarity & Energy Cleansing
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Clears mental fog and increases focus
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Harmonizes the aura and balances all chakras
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Great for protection and spiritual detoxing
🌿 Green Aventurine – Abundance & Heart Healing
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Attracts luck, prosperity, and growth
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Supports emotional balance and well-being
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Works with the Heart Chakra to promote openness and love
🪨 Indian Agate – Stability & Earth Connection
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Grounding stone that encourages inner strength
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Calms the mind and connects to Earth’s natural rhythms
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Promotes balance, endurance, and protection
💜 Amethyst – Intuition & Spiritual Protection
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Elevates your spiritual awareness
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Offers emotional healing and energetic shielding
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Activates the Crown Chakra and Third Eye
Product Details:
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Stone Options: Blue Quartz, Opalite, Fluorite, Green Aventurine, Indian Agate, Amethyst
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Shape: Hand-carved crystal penis (mini size)
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Size: Approx. 1.5 inches
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Finish: Smooth, polished
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Each piece is unique and intuitively selected
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Sold individually – choose your stone in dropdown
Suggested Uses:
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Keep on your altar as a symbol of sacred humor and divine masculine energy
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Use in meditation, energy healing, or root chakra rituals
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Carry as a playful talisman for confidence and empowerment
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Gift to friends as a funny yet meaningful spiritual keepsake
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Great for bachelorette parties, spiritual retreats, or novelty crystal collections
Why You’ll Love It:
Crystal Peens are a fun and empowering reminder that healing can be lighthearted. Whether you’re working with root chakra energy, manifesting confidence, or gifting some cheeky spiritual joy — these hand-carved pieces balance humor with high vibes. Sacred, sassy, and full of crystal magic.
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Crystal Peens
- Regular price
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$9.95 - Regular price
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- Sale price
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$9.95