Crystal Peens

Who says spiritual work can’t be fun? These 1.5" Crystal Peens bring together sacred energy and lighthearted laughter in one cheeky, high-vibe package. Hand-carved from powerful healing stones like Blue Quartz, Opalite, Fluorite, Green Aventurine, Indian Agate, and Amethyst, these mini crystal penises are perfect for grounding, energetic protection, and, yes — sparking some joy.

Use them as altar decor, self-love totems, gag gifts with metaphysical meaning, or spiritual tools with personality. Small in size, big on energy!

Metaphysical Benefits by Stone:

🔵 Blue Quartz – Calming Communication & Emotional Relief

• Soothes anxiety and stress

• Enhances communication and emotional clarity

• Supports the Throat Chakra and calm self-expression

✨ Opalite – Emotional Healing & Transformation

• Encourages smooth transitions and spiritual growth

• Enhances mood, intuition, and inner peace

• Stimulates the Crown Chakra and emotional balance

🌈 Fluorite – Mental Clarity & Energy Cleansing

• Clears mental fog and increases focus

• Harmonizes the aura and balances all chakras

• Great for protection and spiritual detoxing

🌿 Green Aventurine – Abundance & Heart Healing

• Attracts luck, prosperity, and growth

• Supports emotional balance and well-being

• Works with the Heart Chakra to promote openness and love

🪨 Indian Agate – Stability & Earth Connection

• Grounding stone that encourages inner strength

• Calms the mind and connects to Earth’s natural rhythms

• Promotes balance, endurance, and protection

💜 Amethyst – Intuition & Spiritual Protection

• Elevates your spiritual awareness

• Offers emotional healing and energetic shielding

• Activates the Crown Chakra and Third Eye

Product Details:

• Stone Options: Blue Quartz, Opalite, Fluorite, Green Aventurine, Indian Agate, Amethyst

• Shape: Hand-carved crystal penis (mini size)

• Size: Approx. 1.5 inches

• Finish: Smooth, polished

• Each piece is unique and intuitively selected

• Sold individually – choose your stone in dropdown

Suggested Uses:

• Keep on your altar as a symbol of sacred humor and divine masculine energy

• Use in meditation, energy healing, or root chakra rituals

• Carry as a playful talisman for confidence and empowerment

• Gift to friends as a funny yet meaningful spiritual keepsake

• Great for bachelorette parties, spiritual retreats, or novelty crystal collections

Why You’ll Love It:
Crystal Peens are a fun and empowering reminder that healing can be lighthearted. Whether you’re working with root chakra energy, manifesting confidence, or gifting some cheeky spiritual joy — these hand-carved pieces balance humor with high vibes. Sacred, sassy, and full of crystal magic.