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Crystal Peens

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Who says spiritual work can’t be fun? These 1.5" Crystal Peens bring together sacred energy and lighthearted laughter in one cheeky, high-vibe package. Hand-carved from powerful healing stones like Blue Quartz, Opalite, Fluorite, Green Aventurine, Indian Agate, and Amethyst, these mini crystal penises are perfect for grounding, energetic protection, and, yes — sparking some joy.

Use them as altar decor, self-love totems, gag gifts with metaphysical meaning, or spiritual tools with personality. Small in size, big on energy!


Metaphysical Benefits by Stone:

🔵 Blue Quartz – Calming Communication & Emotional Relief

  • Soothes anxiety and stress

  • Enhances communication and emotional clarity

  • Supports the Throat Chakra and calm self-expression

Opalite – Emotional Healing & Transformation

  • Encourages smooth transitions and spiritual growth

  • Enhances mood, intuition, and inner peace

  • Stimulates the Crown Chakra and emotional balance

🌈 Fluorite – Mental Clarity & Energy Cleansing

  • Clears mental fog and increases focus

  • Harmonizes the aura and balances all chakras

  • Great for protection and spiritual detoxing

🌿 Green Aventurine – Abundance & Heart Healing

  • Attracts luck, prosperity, and growth

  • Supports emotional balance and well-being

  • Works with the Heart Chakra to promote openness and love

🪨 Indian Agate – Stability & Earth Connection

  • Grounding stone that encourages inner strength

  • Calms the mind and connects to Earth’s natural rhythms

  • Promotes balance, endurance, and protection

💜 Amethyst – Intuition & Spiritual Protection

  • Elevates your spiritual awareness

  • Offers emotional healing and energetic shielding

  • Activates the Crown Chakra and Third Eye


Product Details:

  • Stone Options: Blue Quartz, Opalite, Fluorite, Green Aventurine, Indian Agate, Amethyst

  • Shape: Hand-carved crystal penis (mini size)

  • Size: Approx. 1.5 inches

  • Finish: Smooth, polished

  • Each piece is unique and intuitively selected

  • Sold individually – choose your stone in dropdown


Suggested Uses:

  • Keep on your altar as a symbol of sacred humor and divine masculine energy

  • Use in meditation, energy healing, or root chakra rituals

  • Carry as a playful talisman for confidence and empowerment

  • Gift to friends as a funny yet meaningful spiritual keepsake

  • Great for bachelorette parties, spiritual retreats, or novelty crystal collections


Why You’ll Love It:
Crystal Peens are a fun and empowering reminder that healing can be lighthearted. Whether you’re working with root chakra energy, manifesting confidence, or gifting some cheeky spiritual joy — these hand-carved pieces balance humor with high vibes. Sacred, sassy, and full of crystal magic.

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