Crystal Peens

Who says spiritual work can’t be fun? These 1.5” Crystal Peens blend sacred energy and lighthearted laughter in one cheeky, high-vibe package. Each piece is hand-carved from genuine healing crystals like Blue Quartz, Opalite, Fluorite, Green Aventurine, Indian Agate, Amethyst, Obsidian, Smoky Quartz, Mookaite, and Rose Quartz — each with its own unique metaphysical properties.

These mini crystal phalluses are perfect for grounding, energetic protection, self-love, and sparking joy. Use them as altar décor, manifestation tools, gag gifts with meaning, or spiritual symbols that remind you not to take healing too seriously.

Small in size — big on energy!

🔮 Metaphysical Benefits by Stone

🔵 Blue Quartz – Calming Communication & Emotional Relief

• Soothes anxiety and releases emotional tension

• Enhances communication and inner peace

• Supports the Throat Chakra for authentic expression

✨ Opalite – Emotional Healing & Transformation

• Encourages smooth transitions and emotional growth

• Boosts intuition and spiritual insight

• Connects to the Crown Chakra for balance and serenity

🌈 Fluorite – Mental Clarity & Energy Cleansing

• Clears mental fog and enhances focus

• Balances all chakras and strengthens energetic boundaries

• Excellent for aura cleansing and psychic protection

🌿 Green Aventurine – Abundance & Heart Healing

• Attracts prosperity, growth, and new opportunities

• Opens the Heart Chakra for compassion and optimism

• Brings emotional calm and renewal

🪨 Indian Agate – Stability & Earth Connection

• Grounds energy and fosters inner strength

• Connects you with nature’s rhythm

• Promotes balance, protection, and endurance

💜 Amethyst – Intuition & Spiritual Protection

• Deepens meditation and spiritual awareness

• Offers emotional cleansing and energetic shielding

• Activates the Crown Chakra and Third Eye

🖤 Obsidian – Protection & Shadow Healing

• Shields against negativity and psychic attack

• Aids in shadow work and emotional release

• Connects to the Root Chakra for strength and truth

🌫 Smoky Quartz – Grounding & Energy Transmutation

• Absorbs and transforms negative energy

• Encourages calm focus and emotional resilience

• Perfect for grounding during spiritual work

🌺 Mookaite – Vitality & Empowered Confidence

• Promotes motivation, vitality, and personal power

• Encourages embracing change with courage

• Connects the Root and Solar Plexus Chakras

💗 Rose Quartz – Love & Compassion

• Fills your energy field with unconditional love

• Supports self-worth, emotional healing, and tenderness

• Radiates soft, nurturing Heart Chakra energy

📏 Product Details

• Shape: Hand-carved mini crystal penis

• Size: Approx. 1.5 inches

• Finish: Smooth, polished

• Each piece is unique and intuitively selected

• Sold individually – choose your stone in the dropdown

🌙 Suggested Uses

• Keep on your altar as a symbol of divine masculine energy

• Use in meditation, reiki, or chakra rituals for grounding and healing

• Carry as a playful talisman for confidence, empowerment, and laughter

• Gift to friends as a meaningful yet cheeky keepsake

• Perfect for bachelorette parties, healing circles, or spiritual retreats

💖 Why You’ll Love It

Our Crystal Peens prove that healing can be sacred and sassy. Whether you’re manifesting confidence, opening your heart, or gifting a friend some playful positive energy, these mini carvings are joyful reminders that spirituality doesn’t have to be serious to be powerful.

Sacred. Silly. Strong. And full of crystal magic.